It’s a known fact here that I don’t commute to work on the tube or train. I drive. I complain about it plenty on here and on my Twitter. But for a good long while, I was a tube and train commuter. For the years I went to uni and when I worked in various different places in London. When you’re commuting on the underground there are some unwritten rules that I wish more people would be made aware of.

So, here I’m sharing some of those rules and some tips for you if you’re travelling on the tube or trains in any city, written by Kieran.

Here is his Tactical Guide to Optimal Tube Usage.

It contains important information such as knowing your team and your enemies, positioning yourself on the platform and how to conduct yourself while on the tube.

This isn’t just a funny look at the daily commute on London’s public transport system, these are the rules to follow. Memorise them and practice them!